Just got done working on an ATM at a convenience store (United Dairy Farmers) in my service area.

When I went in I noticed they had a sign on the door saying they were giving away a free ice cream to all kids in costume.

After I wrapped up I told them I was dressed as an overworked, underpaid ATM service tech that is often accused of acting childish and, if I could have a free ice cream.

They said no.