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    Man Wants Browns Pallbearers So Team 'Can Let Him Down One Last Time'

    July 8, 2013

    People always throw out weird stuff surrounding their death ("When I die I want blah blah blah") but you rarely see people follow through on it. Not Scott E. Entsminger, a Browns fan who died at the age of 55 on July 4.

    Entsminger "was an accomplished musician, loved playing the guitar and was a member of the Old Fogies Band." He was also, per his obituary in the Columbus Dispatch, a "lifelong Cleveland Browns fan and season ticket holder."

    The deceased wasn't just your average Browns fan: He apparently wrote a song each year about the Browns, which he sent to the team along with advice about how to run the organization.

    And he was such a big Browns fan that the family encouraged everyone attending his funeral wear clothes supporting the team. But here's the real kicker -- he wanted his pallbearers to be Browns as well.

    Why? Well...

    "He respectfully requests six Cleveland Browns pall bearers so the Browns can let him down one last time."

    Oh, Browns. You even managed to get beat by the deceased.

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    Default Re: Man Wants Browns Pallbearers So Team 'Can Let Him Down One Last Time'

    Heard this on the news this morning.
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    Default Re: Man Wants Browns Pallbearers So Team 'Can Let Him Down One Last Time'

    Being a Browns fan = just slightly worse than being a Bengals fan.

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    Default Re: Man Wants Browns Pallbearers So Team 'Can Let Him Down One Last Time'

    Funny and sad at the same time.. good that he didn't lose his humour till the end.

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    Welcome to the board Fussy!


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    thanks, man!
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