Dear President Bush....

[American Patriot]

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I
would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag
pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from President Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my
car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that President Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your VP.

Thank you so much for your kind help.
An American Citizen

[Brian Baldwin]

Now that's a great letter! It doesn't get any clearer than that. The outrageous requests you make are exactly what we're being told we have to do for these invaders. You really ought to set that up as an open letter for people to sign.

[Sean Osborne]

Where do I sign?

[Segestan]

True in many ways. But perhaps you should have it directed at the American Business Association? Or perhaps the US senate ? The Communist Party? The Bar Association? Let's not show favor and forget the Bankers and Media? All of these associations have colluded often without direct knowledge , only doing according to the Law, the' Right Thing', the moral thing; to bring about this poly glot liberalism.


regards,

[Brian Baldwin]

Send the letter to Tom Tancredo. He'll see that it's put to proper use Rick.

[Sean Osborne]

Tom Tancredo for PRESIDENT !!!

[American Patriot]

Unfortunately, I stole that from someone else. But, I'll pass on to the writer where she should send it now

[Brian Baldwin]

You plagarist! lol

No problem I think it's a great letter regardless.

And Yes Sean, I agree about Tom Tancredo for President also.

[American Patriot]

Whoa. Love the new Avatar there Brian. you make that one?

[Brian Baldwin]

Yep. Glad you like it. Was gonna add a nuke behind him but the amount of processing power required to do it is too much for this laptop.

[falcon]

Second on that vote

Tom Tancredo for PRESIDENT !!!