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    Default Prisoners Hid Cell Phones Up Their Butts

    Cell phones, data chips AND the chargers???
    All I can say is.........OUCH! hahahaha

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    Sep 7, 7:11 PM EDT

    Cell Phones Found Inside Four Prisoners




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    You Won't Believe Where Inmates Hid Phones

    SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador (AP) -- Cell phones, complete with a charger and data chips, were found in the body cavities of four inmates at a maximum-security prison, and they had used the phones to direct criminal activities on the street, officials said Wednesday.

    The discovery was made Tuesday at the prison in Zacatecoluca, in central El Salvador, after suspicious officials took X-rays of the inmates, federal corrections chief Jaime Villanova said.

    The names of the prisoners, all members of the dangerous Mara Salvatrucha gang, were not released in order to avoid jeopardizing an ongoing investigation that began a month ago, he said.

    Capt. Juan Ramon Arevalo, director of the Zacatras prison, said the gang members had introduced the cell phones, wrapped in plastic bags, into their bodies through their anuses. The phones were relatively small - about as long as an adult forefinger.

    Authorities also found nine cell phone chips, each slightly larger than a fingernail, and one charger.

    "Each one had a cellular with a number of chips," Arevalo said, adding that one also had hidden a charger in his anal cavity.

    The smuggled phones were found during an investigation at prisons throughout the country amid complaints from business owners of extortion by gang members.

    The prisoners had changed phone chips frequently to avoid being traced, Arevalo said.


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    Default Re: Prisoners Hid Cell Phones Up Their Butts

    Papillon.

    Good book. Read it. Apparently they read it.

    Aziz: "Ring, ring"

    Guard: "What's that sound?"

    Aziz: "Infidel food gives me gas...."

    Guard: "Oh... me too..."
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    Default Re: Prisoners Hid Cell Phones Up Their Butts

    Ouch. Not even the small ones would I consider.
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    Default Re: Prisoners Hid Cell Phones Up Their Butts

    Okay, so Mara Salvatrucha terrorists are confirmed as being anal retentive.






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    Default Re: Prisoners Hid Cell Phones Up Their Butts

    This is why you never borrow/Talk someone elses cell phone.

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