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  1. December 23rd, 2005, 20:48 #1
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    The US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today. Pictured above: the USS William Jefferson Clinton CVS1 set sail today from its home port in Vancourver, BC.

    The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Clinton and his foresight in military budget cuts.

    The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of .5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one F14 Tomcat or F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched or captured on the 40 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.


    As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified and includes members of all races, creeds, and sexual orientations. The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense - in fact in times of conflict its orders are to remain in a covert location ready to be used extensively for social experimentation and to keep social activist groups happy with these new military transformation initiatives and distracted from real war-fighting tasks..
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  2. December 23rd, 2005, 23:42 #2
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    Default Re: USS William Jefferson Clinton

    ROTFLMAO!

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  3. December 24th, 2005, 01:44 #3
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    Default Re: USS William Jefferson Clinton

    Sean,
    You forgot it's "sister ship" the USS Hillary Rodham Clinton!

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  4. December 24th, 2005, 04:32 #4
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    OOOOOOOO! Good one Ryan! Flame dat biatch!

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    It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate.

    It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.

     -Father Denis O'Brien of the United States Marine Corp.


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  5. December 24th, 2005, 05:53 #5
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    Default Re: USS William Jefferson Clinton

    Yeah, my bad. Here's the rest of the Task force.

    The USS Edward Kennedy



    The USS John F. Kerry


    The USS Howard Dean



    The USS Sandy Berger



    A recent cruise of the flotilla...

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  6. December 24th, 2005, 13:46 #6
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    HAHA! Oh man those are hilarious!
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  7. December 26th, 2005, 10:33 #7
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    We forgot this one.

    USS MURTHA





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    "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in... And how many want out." - Tony Blair on America



    It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press.

    It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech.

    It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate.

    It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.

     -Father Denis O'Brien of the United States Marine Corp.


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