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    Default Thursday Tee Hee /Anti-terrorism plan

    Mark your calendars for next saturday.

    As you may know it is a sin for any muslim male to see any woman naked other than his wife.

    He must commit suicide if he does!

    So next Saturday at 4 pm it is asked that every woman in the United States walk out of their house completely naked to weed out any neighbor hood terrorist. Circling your block for 1 hour is recommended.

    All patriotic men are to position themselves in front of their houses with lawnchairs to prove they are not muslim and to demonstrate they think its OK to see naked women.

    Since Islam does not approve of alcohol you must have a cold 6 pack at you side and consume the alcohol.

    The American government appreciates your effort.


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    I'm betting my wife would be just fine with this and would even be willing to participate herself. lol She ain't real shy.
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    Default Re: Thursday Tee Hee /Anti-terrorism plan

    You know, Brian, I am telling her when I speak to her on TS tonight. ROTFLMAO!
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