If I were the President of this land.....pt.2

**Luke** · August 29th, 2008, 17:09

It seems to me that both Demoncrat and Republicon parties are more interested in "winning" the Presidential race than they are for the "common good" of this country. Maybe that is the way it has always been and I am just now awakening to this concept.

So with that being said, and bearing in mind that I still have political ambitions,lol,

If I were President of this land my cabinet from this board would look something like this....

Sec. of State.........Ryan Ruck...5503 post, fella likes to communicate

Sec. of Defense......Rick Donaldson..most likely to scare the hell out of someone

Sec. of Interior......Brian Baldwin..Usually has good advice..

Sec. of Education...PsycoJoe...He was able to help an old hillbilly like me with IRC chat

Other positions are still open, but they are filling fast! Is everyone entertained?

Oh I almost forgot, in keeping with the current trend my VP would have to be my black female poodle, Lacey. Notice I was the only candidate to pick a VP outside of my species!

**American Patriot** · August 29th, 2008, 17:14

Personally...

I'd reverse the Sec. of State and Defense positions.

Why?

Cuz I've got more posts than Ryan. I'm used to speaking to bigger crowds, I've been to more countries than all of you put together. Ryan knows more about the Russians than I do.

LOL

**American Patriot** · August 29th, 2008, 17:16

Brian wants to Nuke France... he's no good for anyone. The French are our friends...

Read up on history if you don't believe that (yeah, they may be yellow cowards lately, but read up on what they did for America).

**Ryan Ruck** · August 29th, 2008, 17:25

Gotta agree with Rick. He does have a LOT more posts than me! LOL!

**Luke** · August 29th, 2008, 18:24

Perfect, infighting already! Four more years! Four more years!

**Aplomb** · August 29th, 2008, 18:26

...and I wasn't chosen for anything because???

Intimidated, I guess. lol

**American Patriot** · August 29th, 2008, 18:46

Originally Posted by Aplomb

...and I wasn't chosen for anything because???

Intimidated, I guess. lol

What? You're a woman!

LOL

**Malsua** · August 29th, 2008, 19:22

>>I've been to more countries than all of you put together.<<

Not me

**Toad** · August 29th, 2008, 19:30

I'm on my 3rd passport. The first two had extra pages added by the US Embassy's. I honestly don't know how many distinctly different countries I've been to, but shooting from the hip I'd say 45-ish.

**PsycoJoe** · August 29th, 2008, 20:03

Originally Posted by Rick Donaldson

What? You're a woman!

LOL

C'mon, Rick. She's got Department of Transportation written all over her.

**Aplomb** · August 29th, 2008, 20:03

On your 3rd passport already...hmm...already you sound like a dishonest politician, Toad. lol

**American Patriot** · August 29th, 2008, 20:09

Originally Posted by Malsua

>>I've been to more countries than all of you put together.<<

Not me

I'm on my 3rd passport. The first two had extra pages added by the US Embassy's. I honestly don't know how many distinctly different countries I've been to, but shooting from the hip I'd say 45-ish.

I've been to 45. Not 45ish. Not "Around 45". And someone was putting me down the other day about knowing "how many countries he'd been too".

As a matter of course, and due to my job, I have to know where I've been and report it. DUH.

So, how many Mal?

**American Patriot** · August 29th, 2008, 20:10

Oh, and I'm on my 5th or 6th. (THAT I don't keep count of! ) lol

**American Patriot** · August 29th, 2008, 20:11

Originally Posted by PsycoJoe

C'mon, Rick. She's got Department of Transportation written all over her.

Yeah, she's a mommy that carries her kids to work. LOL Seems like she's an Artist too, if I remember right. How about "Secretary of Education"?

**Toad** · August 29th, 2008, 20:17

Originally Posted by Aplomb

On your 3rd passport already...hmm...already you sound like a dishonest politician, Toad. lol

How so? I got my first one when I was 18. They last 10 years. I'm 42. I travel internationally for family, friends, vacation, and business.

And "45-ish" because I didn't hunt the old ones down to count specifically. It's likely very close though.

And I would never go into politics. My youth has too many stories in it that wouldn't play out well in a public venue. LOL.

**Phil Fiord** · August 29th, 2008, 20:18

And the PHILantropist is? Maybe Secretary of the Treasury?

**Phil Fiord** · August 29th, 2008, 20:20

btw, no one really cares about that position of Treasury unless the economy sucks, so its a pretty mundane job methinks

**Aplomb** · August 29th, 2008, 20:24

Toad--
Didn't you say:

I'm on my 3rd passport. The first two had extra pages added by the US Embassy's. I honestly don't know how many distinctly different countries I've been to, but shooting from the hip I'd say 45-ish.

There's something about those extra pages being added, mentioning "I honestly don't know", not identifying which of those countries you are friendly with, or why you needed those 3 passports. But I see you have a reasonable answer for part of that. lol

**Malsua** · August 29th, 2008, 20:29

lessee...

Canada
Guatamala
Honduras
El Salvador
Costa Rica
Mexico
Japan
China
South Korea
Thailand
Malaysia
England
Scotland
Poland (in a few months)
France
Germany
Norway
Netherlands/Holland
Spain
Italy
Malta
Greece
Portugal
Turkey
Bahamas
Dominica republic

That's what 23? I meant btw, "all of us combined" when I knew I'd be at least half.

No Africa or ME in there and hope to keep it that way.

oh yeah...will need a 2nd set of new pages soon..already had them added last year. Visas suck up a whole page.

**Aplomb** · August 29th, 2008, 20:32

You're going to Poland, Mal? Wow! I'm sending you a pm later. That's exciting!

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