This may well be covered under Murphy's Law, but for now I deem it
Lukes Lawn Laws
1.The mower will aways run out of gas at the furthest point from where the gas can is stored.
2. Tires will never be flat until the mower is started.
3. The tire that is flat will always be the one with animal fecal matter in its treads.
4. Mower problems always happen before a week long rain event.
5. If a mower refuses to start, the weed eater will start on the first pull.
6. Mowers know when there are only 12 feet of lawn left, so they can run out of gas.
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