Boobquake!

**American Patriot** · April 26th, 2010, 14:15

Maybe Cleavage Does Cause Earthquakes

NewsCorp Australian Papers

Boobquake, a day of action that calls on women worldwide to dress scandalously and prove wrong an Iranian cleric who blames natural disasters on immodest cleavage, has started disastrously.

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An image from the official Facebook "Boobquake" page ridicules the concept that cleavage causes earthquakes.

Boobquake, a day of action that calls on women worldwide to dress scandalously and prove wrong an Iranian cleric who blames natural disasters on immodest cleavage, has started disastrously, news.com.au reported Monday.

At 11am (local time), a 6.9 magnitude earthquake hit Taiwan, no doubt causing thousands of Boobquake fans to hastily button up.

Although Boobquake founder Jennifer McCreight, of Indiana in the U.S., has claimed that the quake does not count because it happened outside her Boobquake time zone, she admitted on her blog that the wobble was significant, but not unusual.

“On avg, 134 magnitude 6-6.9 earthquakes occur annually,” she wrote on her Twitter feed, before following it up on her blog with: “If we get many of a similar magnitude in the next 24 hours, we might start worshipping the power of immodesty.”

Blogger McCreight called on women to show as much cleavage as possible on Monday in order to prove Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi wrong for claiming that promiscuous women were responsible for causing earthquakes.

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Sedighi said last week.

Meanwhile "saddened" by the frivolousness of Boobquake, a new Facebook group is calling for "Brainquake," a day for women to “show off their resumes, CVs, honors, prizes, and accomplishments.”

**Toad** · April 26th, 2010, 18:28

"science!!!"

**Ryan Ruck** · April 26th, 2010, 19:39

Rafterman approves of this thread!

Oh, and...

**Luke** · April 26th, 2010, 22:45

Luckily for me! Ms luke has the equipment for the nuclear option!

I am reminded that this Saturday is once again.....
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Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide . So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America !