Keep in mind that someone made lots of money selling pet rocks.

1. Tub/toilet liners. This product would be a disposable liner for use in tubs/toilets to speed the cleaning of holiday hotels. The cleaning person simply tears off the top layer much like a stockcar windshield tear away. Presto chango a fresh new sanitary tub/toilet.

2. Instant rings. This product would come with an onion ring slicer and a shake and bake type paste for the onion. Simply slice, sprinkle and microwave for delicious fresh onion rings. A bachelors delight.

I also have designs for a tinfoil hat, but they are a little hard to read being in crayon. They no longer allow me sharp objects with which to write.

I am open to any and all inventions......